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You have seen many marriages but never seen such marriages
Jokes-1
On the wife's birthday, the husband asked,
'Want a gift?'
The wife wanted a car, so she turned around and said,
Give me something that can go from 0 to 80 in under two seconds.
In the evening, her husband gave her a weighing fork.
Now the atmosphere in the house is serious.
Jokes-2
Friend: Why did your wife kick you out of the house?
Minku: On your request, I gifted him a chain, so he kicked him out.
Friend: Was the chain silver?
Minku: No, it belonged to a bicycle.
Jokes-3
Teacher: Chhagan, what are you doing sitting on the last floor every day?
Today I have to test your general knowledge. Who is bigger than the emperor?
Chagan: I am ripe for that. One greater than the emperor.
Jokes-4
Raju: Man, someone seems to have had an accident there.
Pappu: Come quickly I want to see what happened?
After reaching there, if no one allowed Pappu to approach him, Pappu shouted loudly,
I am the father of the accident victim.
Hearing this, people gave way.
Pappu went closer and saw a donkey lying there.
Jokes-5
Husband: Today my pocket is cut.
Wife: So did you write a police report or not?
Husband: No, it was sewn by a tailor.
Jokes-6
Thieves came to steal in pappu's house.
Everyone was sleeping. But pappu saw the thieves.
When the thieves started running away, Pappu said,
Steal my office. Otherwise I will shout and catch you.'
Jokes-7
Ramesh came to buy boots for the first time.
Ramesh: I made the shopkeeper an owl today.
Suresh: How?
Ramesh: I brought two foot boots for the price of one boot.
Suresh : They might have forgotten to write the price on the second boot.
Jokes-8
Here is a glimpse of how a wife calls her husband for the first five years after marriage.
First Year : Janu.
Second Year: A G.
Third year: Are you listening?
Fourth year: O father of Lalu.
Fifth Year: Where did you die?
Jokes-9
After returning from Nishala, Raghala said to his father,
Raghlo: Bapu my teacher beats me everyday.
Dad: Don't be afraid, you are a lion cub.
Raghlo: The teacher also says the same.
Dad: What?
Raghlo: The teacher says, you look like a child of an animal, you don't read anything.
Jokes-10
Vijay and Ramesh went to the hotel.
After eating the ice cream, Ramesh started washing the spoon with water.
Seeing that, Vijay said: Alya, we don't have to wash the spoon. That is the work of the hotel man.
Ramesh said: The spoon can't be used without washing it, if you don't wash it, it will ruin your pocket!
Jokes-11
Husband (to wife): I am so tired of you that I pray to God every day that God calls me to you!
Wife: O Lord, first call me to you.
Husband: Prabho! Hear my wife's prayer,
I withdraw my application,
Ladies first.
Jokes-12
Wife (beating her head): 'How unlucky I am to have a husband like you!
I used to get more suitable grooms than you.'
Husband: Yes, all of them will be right, so the poor thing escaped from your clutches.
Be careful with this zodiac sign before falling in love
Jokes-13
Wife said at night while undressing: Do you know what you have to do?
Raju: Whatever happens, don't wash the clothes right now.
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